This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and rugged comfort together. The bold, type-driven front reads like a tongue-in-cheek training manual — a wry nod to late-night bravado and barroom stories — while the soft, washed-in color and roomy cut make it feel like a lived-in favorite from day one. Wear it layered under a flannel for a night out, or with worn jeans for a laid-back weekend. The relaxed fit and substantial cotton weight keep the silhouette grounded; the subtle texture from garment-dyeing gives every shirt a slightly unique, vintage vibe.
Fans of ironic slogans and dark comedy will appreciate the straightforward design and readable typography. It sits comfortably in everyday life: at casual gatherings, open-mic nights, or on those afternoons when sarcasm is the language of choice. Built to be durable and comfortably familiar, this tee ages gracefully — the kind of piece you reach for when you want your humor to arrive before you do.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial 6.1 oz weight for durability and comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and slightly vintage color variation
– No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, comfortable fit
– Double-needle stitched seams and pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting wear
– Available sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 color choices
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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