Vintage Pinup ‘Protected by an Unstable Veteran’ T-Shirt

Price range: $24.98 through $35.98

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee channels vintage pin-up energy with a playful, tongue-in-cheek slogan and retro illustration. The soft, broken-in hand of the garment-dye process pairs with a relaxed fit so it feels lived-in from the first wear. Wear it with high-waist denim or layered under a worn jacket — it settles into your everyday rotation and sparks smiles without trying too hard. The design reads like a little story: confident, cheeky, and loyal — made for people who like humor, heritage style, and clothing that ages beautifully.

The muted, lived-in colors and classic crewneck silhouette make this shirt versatile for casual meetups, weekend drives, veteran-family gatherings, or low-key bar nights. It sits comfortably across shoulders and chest, draping a relaxed profile that flatters without clinging. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle seams mean this tee will still look good after many washes, and the garment-dyed finish deepens with wear, taking on the unique character of whoever wears it.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
– Garment-dyed construction — vintage, broken-in color and texture
– Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL and sewn-in label for comfortable everyday wear
– Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for durability and cleaner lines
– Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors to suit personal style

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

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