This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude: large block lettering reads “WHIMP CAN’T HANG” with a silhouetted figure mid-stride, the smaller line adding a wry follow-up. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in thanks to the post-dye process, so the color sits soft and lived-in against a sturdy, relaxed cut. Wear it when you want a little grit with your humor — layered under a flannel for late-night bonfires, or solo on weekend errands. The tubular knit and double-stitched seams mean it holds shape through many washes, and the range of sizes and colors lets you choose the exact look you want. It’s the kind of shirt that ages well and keeps saying the same thing: you showed up.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk comfort
– Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage color and texture
– Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for a substantial feel
– Tubular, no side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
– Available S–4XL and 58 colors; sewn-in label for clean neck finish
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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